It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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