we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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