So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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