It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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