you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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