I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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