hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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