That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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