I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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