Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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