Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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