yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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