Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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