your thong is hanging out like whoa
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
