Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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