Well apparently he's into motor boating.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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