there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Your cock deserves a montage
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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