After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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