Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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