I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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