Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I wish you could order shots online.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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