i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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