he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
