We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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