I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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