Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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