they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Someone signed my nipple.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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