im six kinds of drunk right now
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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