did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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