Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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