...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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