Dude my mom stole all your condoms
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I have surprise drugs for everyone
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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