The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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