Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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