Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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