So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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