Sponge bath it is.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He felt like a one man threesome
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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