just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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