there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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