My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
