I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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