try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
