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(951): View more from California

my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today

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(805): View more from California

Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...

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(949): View more from California

i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.

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(256): View more from Alabama

It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.

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(716): View more from New York

come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!

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(303): View more from Colorado

You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.

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(478): View more from Georgia

IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV

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(646): View more from New York

Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf

(1-646): View more from New York

So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot

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(323): View more from California

I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.

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