You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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