Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
accomplished twins. life is a go
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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