There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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