So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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