haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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