So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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