I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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